Random...very random

I have a problem...

1. with people who like to sit at the light even when it has turned green. I mean Helloo??? Move your stupid ASS!!!
2. with people who think its okay to bring bag full of food to a movie theatre and then chomp loudly throughout the movie...in my ear.
3. with people who eat loudly, period. You guys are adults, haven't you figured it out yet...CLOSE your mouth when you eat...humans not dogs remember??
4. with people at abc only airing a new episode of greys anatomy once a month.
5. with people who take an enormous amount of time at the checkout counters
6. with sales clerks at the checkout counter who think it appropriate to have loooooong conversations with EVERY SINGLE customer...are you kidding me?
7. with people at customer service who cannot speak English and who cannot understand you or make you understand anything...Note to walmart: time to upgrade your workforce phuaaaaleeese No Habla espaniol or Mandarin or Vietnamese for that matter.
8. with people who fwd chain emails..you know the ones with some religious, medical or moral connotation and that prophesize the doom of your existence and good fortune in the instance that you do not fwd the email to 5/6/7/8/6 or 20 of your friends. Right!!! So who died and made you the moral/religious/social police of the worldwide web?
9. with the people at my work:(
10. with the people who are making the Old Navy ads these days...have you seen the nonsensical crap these people are churning out? Enough with the retardedness (not really a word) already.
11. with the people who send 'exciting business opportunity' emails or text messages or voicemails, after you were stupid enough to be nice and friendly towards them deeming them as innocent fellow Desis. What a quick star way to loose friends and alienate people.
12. with men in general and a few in particular.
13. with desi people who refuse to grow up with time and still rigidly hold on to the ideas, theories and stereotypes that they were brought up with. In case you haven't figured out yet, you can be very annoying. These stereotypes apply to but are not limited to Women, money, life, parents, career, racial groups, ethnic groups, religion, politics, ideologies.
14. with American teenage girls. Build yourself some self-respect, stop dressing so old and selling yourself so cheaply to guys and enough with the crazy hormone induced, mating call like screaming.
15. with having to move every 3-6 months due to one reason or the other
16. with my inability to cook for myself every day, i am so not cut out to be typical desi housewife...thank God my first love didn't work out *shudder*
17. What??? number 17 already....hmmmm. I was just getting started :(
18. with my having so many problems, as K says it Issues In my Tissues

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh