M and Guruji are driving back from the airport. M is telling Guru ji about this couple who are on again off again and who are on again. She tells guruji that they are willing to try it and plan to do it 201%.
Guruji: Huh???
M: What?
Guruji: How can they do that?
M: What do you mean?
Guruji: And how will it help them?
M: Huh?
Guruji: Doing it with 201 persons..how will that help their relationship?
M and I are on the phone trying to figure out where we can go for the long weekend.
Me: Well we can always go to Yosemite for a day.
M: Yes yes (Hyper and willing as ever)
Me: But it might be too crowded.
M: Yeah aur journey bhi buhut hai. (its a a long journey)
Me: Hain?? Garmi? It wont be hot...you are weird at 59F you cry its too cold and at 65F you cry its too hot.
M: Grami nahi journey...
Me: jeremy???
M: aaa??
Me: what is that?
M: journey journey (yelling into the phone)
Me: Oh journeyy!!!!
Me sitting in a meeting. The presenter is giving us a presentation about the new tools and processes that will be utilized for the new project. It is 8:00 am and I am hungry and I can hardly pay any attention. Suddenly I hear the presenter talk about the "tormentor"
Presenter: You will find the "tormentor" on the website and it will tell you what to do.
Me thinking: Tormentor?? What the heck is that? And why would they name it Tormentor.
The presenter continues to talk about the "tormentor for 5 minutes and I keep thinking What the heck is that? Finally someone from the audience says "So when we access the "Tool Mentor" will we be able to see...."
Me: Oh TOOL MENTOR not Tormentor!!!!
5 comments:
interesting conversation ... im not surprised when Guruji came up with the 201 thought. :)
U were in a meeting at 8 in morning!!! :S ...
:)
Yes meeting at 8:00 AM. Can you imagine me at 8. No wonder I was hearing tormentor
i hear u!! n that too when u were hungry!
You still have to post M's number!!
I dont have M's number but I can tell u this is how she looks like ---->>
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